This is a test of the Emergency Webcasting System. This is only a test. This site, in voluntary cooperation with the W3C and other authorities, is conducting a test of the Emergency Webcasting System. This system has been developed to help keep the World informed in the event of an invasion from space.

Were this an actual emergency, critical fight/flight/suicide instructions would be pushed simultaneously through all available data channels and other orifices, free of spam and gratuitous animations, yet attractively formatted in organic proportions, with proper leading and indentation, as well as an aural stylesheet modelled after the inflections of the late Orson Welles. This concludes our test of the Emergency Webcasting System.

This is a test of the Emergency Webcasting System. By now you should be getting nervous. This is a test, yet failure seems certain. This site, in voluntary cooperation with the W3C and other authorities, is conducting a test of the Emergency Webcasting System. This system has been developed to help keep the World informed in the event of an invasion from space.

Were this an actual emergency, critical fight/flight/suicide instructions would be pushed simultaneously through all available data channels and other orifices, free of spam and gratuitous animations, yet attractively formatted, with proper leading and indentation, as well as an aural stylesheet modelled after the inflections of the late Orson Welles. This concludes our test of the Emergency Webcasting System.

Renderings of the above in the four major "CSS-enabled" browsers.